MONDAY MORNING TYPING & GOSSIP

Monday morning, loud typing and the truth about gossip.
Arrival in the office on a Monday morning reveals an air of silence, intense concentration and everyone has a look on their face which suggests that someone has dropped a stink bomb. They focus on their screens and appear to be hard at work. To the untrained eye everything appears innocent because on each screen there is something important that they are ‘supposed to ’ work on. What’s more, there is frantic typing echoing in all directions. Do not be fooled by this scene. The truth is everyone is gossiping. YES… What happened at the weekend and who snogged who or got rejected by who.
With the support of a cup of black coffee, gossip is spreading. Instant messenger, e-mail and all other forms of electronic communication were simply developed for the pure purpose to gossip without people hearing you. Yes it is true. The sound of typing suggests work and the more frantic the typing the more hard working you appear to be. Of course what they don’t know is how comments about the size of people’s bottoms in certain clothing… Who did what to who are flying through the digital airways under the guise of hard work!
What’s more, the men are commenting on the office strumpet’s gravity-defying boosaka bra or the office hotty failed wooooing endeavours. There are reports of numerous young bucks attempting to wow the office hotty with drunken smooth moves resembling dad dancing combined with a bucking bull. Of course there was the struggle for alpha-malism with the standard puffed out chests, bonky moves and bottom caressing - all fuelled by ten pints of beer.
Monday morning is prime time for the vulturous office gossip to circle the room. Those who type most frantically reveal their potential. Watch the gossip hone in, arrange her arms under her breasts and go and sit on the desk. ‘So did you get up to anything good over the weekend?’ May be her opening line… In the meantime, warning goes out amongst the others who have sussed out her antics and each swear to keep what they have learned to themselves. The office gossip has techniques… Something in her aura sucks gossip from your very being and no matter how much you purposely resist you will admit that you accidentally snogged the office stinker and were found with your head down the loo 3o minutes later through complete anebriation. That is just how it is and within twenty minutes the whole room will know…

Monday mornings – a social gossip phenomenon!